mrsfscottfitzgerald:

So you’re tellin me that I’m kinda sorta distantly related to sharks ?!

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

  • me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
  • me: what are we
  • Britain: Excuse Me
  • Netherlands: Excuseer me
  • Mexico: Perdon
  • Italy: Permesso
  • France: Pardon
  • Canada: Sorry
  • America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
  • Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo

I am I 目玉焼きニットプルオーバー

(Source: peachsap)

gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

darrynek:

hello class. my name is Mr. Worldwide and i will be your substitute teacher today. dale

(Source: panerasexual)