hellish-deer:

ceruleanpineapple:

spiders.

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them

im not on tumblr.com to make friends

imfake2:

this is strictly business

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

in-lezbians-with-you:

 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

(Source: proudlyunicorn)

Seven Wonders of The world

1. My Ass

(Source: gay8)

"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant."

(THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ)  (via intensional)

(Source: sarcasmfluently)

dizzleceezy:

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE