*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing
[every step up movie] this isn’t just any dance competition
how i comfort my friends:
listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.
I’ve gotten several new followers lately just wanted to say welcome to my domain
do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have