Everything,

lonelywhiteasian:

i’m gonna be a rapper and rap about ear hygiene. call me lil q-tip

smilingemoticon:

smilingemoticon:

1-800-HOT-DADS

I FORGOT THIS WAS A REAL NUMBER FUCK DON’T CALL IT IT’S A SEX LINE

I CALLED THE NUMBER AND FRANKLY I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

shellbytheturtle:

my-lunchables-are-missing:

how do rappers get away with confessing like murders and doing drugs in their songs and get in no trouble yet once when i was like 9 i broke my moms perfume bottle and wrote it down just in case she killed me people would know who did it and she just found it like yesterday and grounded me  for a frickin week

Because the Fifth Amendment in the Bill of Rights protects you from self incrimination.

lovelahey:

• Would you rather..
• Fuck, kill or marry
• This or that
• Personal questions
• Creepy anons
• Random questions
• Advice
• Love/hate
• Anonymous secrets
• Anything you want!

please please

(Source: casandcats)

longhighway:

I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON

(Source: grates)

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point