sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

snorlaxatives:

i lost my virginity inside the night club on club penguin 

(Source: snorlaxatives)

spankmehardbarry:

me when i log into tumbler dot com

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netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

(Source: netlfix)

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

(Source: realfurry)

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

do you ever just think one of your friends is so fucking hot but you don’t know how to tell them without it being weird

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

whorville:

princessbrat7:

whorville:

Some of yall are so sensitive I worry about how you’ll do outside of the Internet

The same tbh !

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meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you