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doesnt-understand:

pastel-gizibe:

These tweets will be the death of me

fun fact Deaf people actually think & dream in sign language

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mareeps:

once at my school this guy who had really long hair came in the next day with most of it cut out and nobody recognized him so a rumour went around that he died

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  • social anxiety: you want to skype someone? hahaha yeah right
  • social anxiety: you need to make a phone call? nah.
  • social anxiety: you want to go out with friends? lol nope.
  • social anxiety: need to ask a stranger something? hahah no.
  • social anxiety: trying to buy something by yourself? I don't think so.
  • social anxiety: surrounded by strangers? good luck breathing.
  • social anxiety: in a group? aww let me make you feel unwanted and sad.
  • iOS 8: Remember all those special wedding, birthday, and vacations pictures you had on your phone?
  • Me: Yeah
  • iOS 8: lol

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

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I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

barackobotm:

the american school system 

image

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221bbarricade:

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.

A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.

Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.

Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.

‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.

The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)

‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’

After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.

‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.

Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.

Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/rumbled-cheating-boyfriends-three-girlfriends-confront-him-together-at-airport-4870812/

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail